We Seek the Dread Orb of Unfathomable Power

Claire Lyman has a lot on her plate. Between slinging drinks at her floundering bar, dealing with her gleefully cruel landlady and her landlady’s churlish, thick-skulled son – oh, and being in unknowing possession of an evil ancient artifact that’s sought after by an alien warlord whose hobbies include skinning people alive, things aren’t going particularly well.

Can Claire save her bar (and literally everything else), and maybe even find love in the process? I’m not gonna lie, probably not, but it’ll be a fun time watching her try, anyhow.