The Black Spot

The Bomb Gang is systematically blowing up huge chunks of New York. And if that isn’t enough to set The Boneyard Man on edge, a new homicidal, gun-toting vigilante called The Black Spot will surely make him pop! Will The Bomb Gang succeed in blowing Manhattan to rubble? Will Chief Fitzhenry throw in the towel as he loses control of his city? Has The Boneyard Man finally met his match with The Black Spot? The answer…maybe!

Pontoon Man vs. The Amazing Translucent Man

The Boneyard Man is forced to team up with his hated rival, The Black Spot, in order to track down and subdue a pair of feisty new super-villains before they get their paws on the famous Huffington Garnet.

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The Boneyard Man chronicles the (mis)adventures of LePage Cranbrook, a wealthy dilettante who becomes a sinister vigilante in order to lay a fast, hard thumping on the criminal underworld. Only longtime friend and companion Margery Road and a few dozen other people know of Cranbrook’s alter ego.

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Two new episodes: Goons, Balloons and Pontoons and Some Disenchanted Evening.

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The Boneyard Man: Doomsday Clock

The Boneyard Man is back for its fabulous 15th season. Experience a tongue-in-cheek on-stage homage to radio noir of the Forties and Fifties.

Tickets: $15; available online (plus $4.21 service fee) and at the door.

The Boneyard Man: Doomsday Clock

The Boneyard Man is back for its fabulous 15th season. Experience a tongue-in-cheek on-stage homage to radio noir of the Forties and Fifties. We’ve got Zombies, Werewolves and a real live El Chupacabra!

120. Zombie U.
121. The Long Dark Night of the Heebie-Jeebbies

Plus The Haunted Hot-Rod!

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Stop the presses! The Natural Broadcasting Company has been released from prison en masse and have decided to jump headfirst into a brand new season without any heed or warning!

We’re all very excited for this landmark season — particularly head writer Jameson McDermott who has shunned the weight-lifting and hoop-throwing delights of yard time in favour of concocting a fiendishly fun season-long event. Doomsday Clock is a twelve-part story arc that will wind through the season and culminate in a bangtastic climax come May. Get ready for a return of some of the most nefarious villains and stalwart heroes that have appeared in The Boneyard Man‘s adventures over the past fifteen years! You won’t want to miss a single episode! And here’s more exclamation marks!!!

118. Hailing Honky: For Manhattan’s hardest working and most dangerous cabbie, life on the road has its shares of ups and downs. When Honky just wants to call it a day and surprise his mother on her birthday, he suddenly becomes the most popular ride in town. Will he get through his fares in time to get to his mom’s before the day’s end or will he miss her birthday again, for the thirteenth time in a row?
119. The First Annual Trans-Jurisdictional Police Club Games: Prologue to the “Doomsday Clock” story arc. Police Chief Patrick Fitzhenry gets the opportunity to prove that New York’s Finest can whip New Jersey’s Top Drawer any day of the week when Jersey Chief Angus MacFergus challenges him to a series of police-themed sporting events. But when a real crisis rears its ugly head, can the two bitter rivals put aside their differences long enough to keep the peace? “No!” hollers Precedent from the back of the room.

PLUS! FREE BONUS QUALITY FILLER!

The Lurid Crime Docket: “Catmergency”: Fitzhenry meets his match when a cat gets stuck in a tree. Seriously, that’s the whole premise.

It’s the start of another nail-filing, pedicuring, hair-cutting season of The Boneyard Man! Old No Eyes wants you to drop everything and head on down to the LMC this Sunday — and The Boneyard Man always gets what he wants! If you replace “always” with “never” and “gets” with “buys” and “what he wants” with “street meat.”

Tickets: $15; available online (plus $1.50 service charge) and at the door.

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Tickets: $15 adults, $5 16 and under with paid adult accompaniment; adult tickets available online ($16.50) and at the door.

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Old No Eyes returns with two brand new Boneyard Man adventures!

• Episode 110: Pins And Needles

  A Voodoo priestess exacts revenge on the NYPD by turning Manhattan’s citizens into mindless zombies. Can The Boneyard Man stop her fiendish plan before New York becomes a quiet, peaceful place where everyone does what they’re told and doesn’t complain?

• Episode 111: Paging Dr. Murder

  LePage’s routine surgery visit becomes a posthumous malpractice suit waiting to happen as a silent killer stalks the antiseptic halls of St. Finnegan’s Hospital.

• Plus! Free Bonus Quality Filler: “Tales From The Basement: House Of The Unwell”

  A perfectly sane but misguided scientist creates a formula for restoring life to the dead…but at what cost?

Tickets: $15 adults, $5 youth 16 and under with accompanying adult; available at the door or by calling the London Music Club, 519-640-6996.

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Featuring two new episodes, The Inn-Mates and Assault on Police Club 13.

Episode 108: The Inn-Mate

An unscheduled stopover in the middle of Nowhere, West Virginia, lands LePage in the nest of a family of degenerates hell-bent on making him their personal play-thing. Just as disturbing as it sounds!

Episode 109: Assault on Police Club 13

After doling out one too many violent crackdowns on the gangs of New York, Police Chief Fitzhenry finds his precinct under siege. Outnumbered, outgunned and outclassed, Fitzhenry must team up with his number one ass pain LePage Cranbrook to liberate the station!

PLUS! Super Bonus Quality Filler — “The Lurid Crime Docket: The Charity Lawbreakers”

Chief Fitzhenry puts his foot down on the faces of a church group who thought they’d be clever and run a little unlicensed charity bingo for a so-called “orphanage!”

Tickets: $15 adults, $5 children (under 16, must be accompanied by an adult); available at the door.

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Featuring new episode The Medieval Murders and classic episode #58, The Trial of the Century.

Tickets: $15 adults, $5 children (under 16, must be accompanied by an adult); available at the door.

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Shake off your February blahs with The Boneyard Man!

Old No Eyes’ new adventures continue unabated, careening headlong into the middle of winter!

Two brand new episodes:

Episode 103: “Kiss of the Atomic Nanny”

Someone or something is blowing up quiet neighbourhood houses with no apparent motive or pattern — even the method is up for debate. Can The Boneyard Man discover the source of the disasters before everyone is forced to move downtown? Hint — the answer is in the title! But don’t spoil the ending for everyone else by shouting it out!

Episode 104: “The Golden Years Gang”

Road and Cranbrook must put on their kid gloves to deal with the increasingly bizarre crimes being perpetrated by New York’s newest, oldest criminal organization — The Golden Years Gang! Put the kettle on and crank up your hearing aids, ’cause this one’s a wham-dinger! I SAID IT’S A WHAM-DINGER, GRANDPA! WHAT? NO, NOT GRAM’S FINGER, I SAID — Here, don’t worry about it, sit down, I’ll make you some tea.

Plus quality filler: Captain Speed in, “Space Game”

In order to win freedom for the crew of the U.S.S. Tin Pinta, Captain Speed must engage their captives in a deadly game of fatality…to the death!

Tickets: $15 adults, $5 children (under 16 with accompanying adult); available at the door.

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Two classic episodes: It’s a Bloody, Bloody Fantastical Life and Countdown to Unpleasantness.

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Episode 55: The Lost Episode

Recently discovered on the lost script black market, this never-before-heard episode of The Boneyard Man will finally have its day! At last the mystery of why Episode 55 was never performed will finally be revealed… in all its pulse-pounding, teeth-shattering, nerve-rending glory!

Episode 100: Taxis of Evil

There’s a new cab company in town—The Brooklyn Taxi Club—and since they’ve opened their doors for business, there’s been a dramatic influx in the level of robberies, break-ins, disappearances and synchronized goose-stepping. Something evil is afoot—and The Boneyard Man plans to tread on its toes!

Ticket: $10; available at The ARTS Project, 519-642-2767, and at the door.

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THE BONEYARD MAN is back — now in its lucky thirteenth year — with two brand new episodes! All your favourite Boneheads are polishing their underwear and pressing their shoes in preparation for another exciting evening of traction, trauma, misadventure and ear-splitting romance!

EPISODE 98: Murder, She Scribed

Margery’s aunt Ethica Fletch, a celebrated mystery novelist, pays a visit to The Big Apple where inevitably, murder follows. As events unfold, it becomes clear that the killer is acting out Ethica’s latest work-in-progress…but is it a case of life imitating art, or art imitating life? Or is it death imitating art? Or art murdering life? Or is it imitation murdering art? Oh, let’s just forget all this nasty business and have a nice cup of tea.

EPISODE 99: The Stinger

There’s a new crime-fighter in town and The Boneyard Man must team up with him to stop the criminal rampage of a very formidable nemesis—The Black Spot! Wha? But The Black Spot’s one of the good guys! Or is he? Isn’t he? He used to be! Now he’s a villain? Man, turn your back for a minute and everything goes loopidy screwball!

PLUS – QUALITY FILLER! Tracy Clue in Since Ewe’s Been Gone

The kids at Rochester High find their school spirit’s been fleeced when beloved mascot Eunice The Ewe goes missing. Only Tracy Clue and her Clueballs are ready and woollen to track down the missing sheep and collar the baaaad guys! It’s shear madness! No apologies for those puns! Cavort emptor!

Tickets: $10; available from the London Music Club, 519-640-6996, and at the door.

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Listen as Old No Eyes and friends tear through two classic Boneyard Man episodes packed with ear-gouging, spine-wringing, funnybone-shattering adventure.

Tickets: $10

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The Natural Broadcasting Company presents
THE BONEYARD MAN 11th ANNIVERSARY SHOW!

Old No Eyes is back and raring to box ears in the latest instalment of London’s premiere faux-radio action comedy. Take in all the suspense, adventure, mystery, slapstick and uncomfortable pauses as LePage and the whole crew chew their way through TWO BRAND NEW EPISODES!

Also…raffle prizes! Woo-hoo! It’s ’cause we love you!

One Show Only!

Tickets $10 at the door. Limited parking, cabaret seating, cash bar!

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Radio Noir…On Stage!

The Boneyard Man would like to help you usher in Spring with two classic episodes lovingly yanked from the vault, dusted off and given a fresh coat of thrilling lead-based paint!

Two classic episodes: “The Mirror Quacked” and “The Phantom Cowpoke,” and some quality filler, plus a breathtaking intermission!

Don’t miss this once-in-every-once-in-a-while event! Featuring Jeff Culbert, Rachel Jones, Dean Harrison, Jayson McDonald, Virginia Pratten and Jeff Werkmeister!

Tickets: $10 at the door

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The Boneyard Man Tenth Anniversary Show

It’s The Boneyard Man’s Tenth Anniversary! Good Lord, where does the time go?

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The third annual Boneyard Man Christmas Spectacular.

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The five year anniversary show.

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Episodes 78 and 79.

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Two BRAND NEW, FRESHLY SPANKED EPISODES OF THE BONEYARD MAN!

Episode 76: “Lackbeard The Pirate”

Episode 77: “Welcome Back, Mr. Cranbrook”

Plus! free bonus gift at no extra charge to you:
Tracy Clue, Girl Detective in, “The Mystery At Apache Indian-Shaped Rock”

Tickets: available at the door

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Two BRAND NEW, FRESHLY SPANKED EPISODES OF THE BONEYARD MAN!

Episode 74: “Cat Scratch Malaise”
LePage and Margery must chase down a cantankerous alley cat who may or may not have given LePage a deadly pox! What a bad cat!

Episode 75: “Big Name Hunter”
Cranbrook finds himself the unwitting prey of an erudite hunter who stalks the biggest and loudest game of them all–wealthy socialites!

ALSO!

The Squirt And Honky Mysteries: “The Case Of The Sinister Events Of The Other Night”

Squirt and Honky must wrap their respective heads around a peculiar incident that would leave the great Sherlock Holmes scratching his head, going “So what?”

PLUS!

A really important public service announcement about the heebie-jeebies

AND!

Gardening tips from Police Chief Fitzhenry and his lovely wife Iris

A plethora of words strung together in a cogent, linear fashion just for you and your loved ones!

Tickets: $10, available at the door

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Celebrating the fourth anniversary of the Boneyard Man series!

The Boneyard Radio Hour

M-O-I-D-A Spells Moida